Unlike most cases of teenage rhinoplasty, mine didn’t start with online bullying. Days after her thirteenth birthday, my daughter came to me asking for it. Her father and I had half-jokingly discussed the possibility years ago, so I had tricked myself into being prepared. I asked the questions that I assumed every mother would: […]
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I didn’t grow up with religion. My father and mother are atheists, and when I grew up in Bulgaria, religion and its practice were formally banned by the People’s Socialist Party. My paternal grandmother, who was a retired teacher and about eighty years old when I was 5, taught me how to cross myself at […]
As most of you know, this is my second marriage. (Ahem. )Perhaps it’s time to offer you some explanations. First of all, thank you all for being here tonight. Your presence means more than you can imagine to me, because it means not only that you support me in my decision and that you’re happy […]
Good. He needs protection. You two have a history of domestic violence and you need to resolve this behavior and find alternative ways of dealing with conflict. J needs proper meds. He cannot do this himself and you cannot make him. How about decrease caffeine? It causes anxiety, restlessness and I believe in my genes […]
He looked deep into her eyes, a downcast look, shot from the chiseled pedestal of his wide-jawed, steep-boned American face. I can’t, he said. I want to very much, because I am wildly attracted to you, but I am also very scared. Of you, he added, still peering into her face with that look of […]
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Do not mistake Mr. Pizza Face for a joke:He paints in oils on canvas with a Master’s stroke.Exchnages payment for a quickie with his shrink,for his Daddy’s image beckons from his Rorschach’s ink. His wet dreams of his sister scare him so he snubs womenInstead he jerks off at the opera and stalks his teammate.His […]
May I share. My name is Caroline and I’m a new and not-so-grateful member of this group. Don’t get me wrong, I have been expressing gratitude at the dozen or so meetings I have been to so far. I’ve been feeding your jar my pretty pennies, and I do believe I’m coming back next week. […]
Actually, my issue is physiological, and I am not sure you can help with the physical pain I’ve had in my testicle. I am here per my mother’s request. She called you and made the appointment, and she insisted I came. Not that I don’t think there was a need to come and see you […]